How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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