The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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