Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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