Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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