Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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