Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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