I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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