seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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