The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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