Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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