She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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