He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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