Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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