Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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