You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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