Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I think I have vodka in my lungs
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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