So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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