Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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