He asked me if I "almost moaned"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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