I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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