Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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