so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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