he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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