I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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