8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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