I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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