You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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