I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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