awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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