i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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