Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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