I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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