Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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