Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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