I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
