at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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