My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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