Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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