I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
so much tequila, so little girl.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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