Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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