We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
