I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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