office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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