Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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