Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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