You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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