I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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