My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
kristin has been a bad kristin
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
