We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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