And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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