this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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