JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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