Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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